You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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