got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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