in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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