Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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