I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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