and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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