I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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