Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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