You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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