Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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