Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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