Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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