Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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