yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize