It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Dignity is for republicans.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize