i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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