dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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