Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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