They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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