I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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