Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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