Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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