that's an acceptable place to lick
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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