No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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