i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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