weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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