used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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