Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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