Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Hippo gnu deer
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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