We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
