Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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