the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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