It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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