At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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