Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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