We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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