butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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