i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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