yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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