this boner is exhausting
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
you made out with another girl for some wings
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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