Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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