I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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