I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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