if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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