Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
