you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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