I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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