I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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