He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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