You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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