she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She's the barista slut.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Edward fifth and chaser hands
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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