sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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