i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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