I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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