Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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