So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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